12/03/1998

Category:Rake

Senior Investigator: Wozniak

Client: Reese Docherty

We get the occassional Rake around here since we live right next to the woods.
D.I.C.K.S always arrives quickly and they don't make a big show of excorsising the demon,
which is a really important thing for someone who's got two young kids that get easily scared by stuff like that.
As always Mr Wozniak is a lovely investigator.

06/15/2002

Category:Reality-Stretch

Senior Investigator: Wozniak

Client: Seabound. Corporate. Persons.

There were these pissfucks claiming to be part of the government outside of the building that refused to let us in. We kept telling them that THEY were the ones who gave us an international permit to enter any building that called for our service in the first place.
Told us the call was made by accident by one of their employees who had a history of mental illness. Yeah right.
They really need to put less money into secret experiment torture programs and more into their communication and planning division.

09/24/2000

Category:Possum

Senior Investigator:Ryu

Client:IMAGE HAS BEEN EDITED TO PROTECT CLIENT IDENTITY - Anonymous

Was having some trouble, some terrible nightmares, noises in the night, images at the end of my bed. I really thought I was starting to go mad.
Turns out a Possum had attcahed itself to me whilst I was on a hike and burrowed itself into my home. Only realised when I had finally looked back at a photo I had took.
As soon as it was rid of I immediately started to feel better. Thanks DICKS!